Quote by Chelsea Handler

“The problem with the suspenders my mother bought for him is that he hasn't adjusted the straps since he got them. So instead of…

— Chelsea Handler

“Show a man too many camels' bones,or show them to him too often,and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he…

— Idries Shah

“It’s a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren’t enough.”

— H.M. Ward

Riding a camel was a challenge.

— Mukul Dev

I'm only seeing tennis balls these days. And maybe the occasional fashion sketch.

— Venus Williams

So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question…

— Ritu Ghatourey

When I want to draw a camel I no longer limit myself, as I once did, to looking only at camels.

— Jean Dubuffet

“Show a man too many camels' bones, or show them to him too often, and he will not be able to recognize a camel…

— Idries Shah

“the senile, lecherous expression of a camel.”

— yann martel

“I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have balls too. Mine are 3 feet up and multifunctional!”

— Sassy Sipe

“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into…

— Jussi Adler-Olsen