Chickens Quote by Chelsea Handler Download Open image “If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.” — Chelsea Handler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chicken Finger Chickens Ends Finger Underwear Fingers Ifs Long Too long Underwear Vegas Wait Long Waiting
People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your hotel. On… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
People say, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." Because people do wild and crazy things in Vegas that they probably wouldn't do any… — Giada De Laurentiis Copy Share Image
If you can live in Vegas, or visit Vegas, and leave in one piece, still loving it and somehow laughing about it, you should… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for… — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of… — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Vegas needs a really funny, dirty, late-night show, and I'll tell it like it is, I promise you that. And you gotta love the… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
One of the mistakes I made was thinking chickens and penguins could sing, just like all the other animals in the 'Muppets.' But it… — Bret McKenzie Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken. — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
To this day I over prepare. I draw storyboards for every scene - chicken scratches so crude that they amuse and horrify the crew.… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!? — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
