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1582 Humorous quotes by 573 unique authors

I got to take a — Unknown Author
I believe I was portrayed as a humorous, good-looking ladies' man. I pretty much ran the house and did what I wanted. Once the show… — The Situation
It's nice, because I never really get to play the straight-edge kid, I'm always a little off beat or kind of play darker roles or… — Aaron Paul
Stop saying that humorous and funny people are the happiest people you've ever seen. There something behind that huge smile, loud cackle, and large grin… — Bernajoy Vaal
I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I believe if I make God angry one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Look at the world and think about a catastrophic disaster where the cell phone towers went dead. How would you ever be able to 'TEXT… — Stanley Victor Paskavich

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