Humorous Quotes

1582 Humorous quotes by 573 unique authors

Finding the humorous side of life is like finding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. — Alberta Peedoodle
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? — Muz Mafuwane
You should be smart enough to understand how dumb you are! — Unknown Author
I've got a tail, its just that my head is on the wrong way. — Bobbie
Students ask me why I don't have tattoos. . . So I tell them, Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers. . . — Rick Sutter
Rap Is To Music What Etch-A-Sketch Is To Art. . . — Rick Sutter
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . . — Rick Sutter
All For One, And One For All Unfortunatly the Credo now days seems to be, every man for himself. — Rick Sutter
Before I walk a mile in another person's shoes I spray them with disinfectant. . . — Rick Sutter
A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture. — Rick Sutter
I think my hair is French. It's been retreating for years. . . — Rick Sutter
Life is same for everyone. The difference is only that some are living by heart and some for only sake of living — Abhishek Shukla
The only goal in life is to be happy, genuinely, intensely and consistently , regardless of what it looks like to others. — Abhishek Shukla
The only enemy which stands between the talent you posses and success you achieve is known as EGO in our Society — Abhishek Shukla
Have you ever had one of those days, when you're holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinnate? — Rick Sutter
As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but ticking everyone off is a piece of cake. — Rick Sutter
A pizza is just a pie chart representing 100% happiness. . . — Rick Sutter
Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. . . — Rick Sutter
I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many… — Rick Sutter
A clever, imagination, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds. — Percy Ross
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make… — Jon Stewart
The tragic or the humorous is a matter of perspective — Unknown Author
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he purposely shut the eyes of… — Mark Twain
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. — Carl Sandburg
The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory. — Steven Wright

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