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Humorous Quotes by Rick Sutter
- Students ask me why I don't have tattoos. . . So I tell them, Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers. . .
- Rap Is To Music What Etch-A-Sketch Is To Art. . .
- Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . .
- All For One, And One For All Unfortunatly the Credo now days seems to be, every man for himself.
- Before I walk a mile in another person's shoes I spray them with disinfectant. . .
- A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture.
- I think my hair is French. It's been retreating for years. . .
- Have you ever had one of those days, when you're holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinnate?
- As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but ticking everyone off is a piece of cake.
- A pizza is just a pie chart representing 100% happiness. . .
- Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. . .
- I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many…
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