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Humorous Quotes by Mae West
- Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
- It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when…
- Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
- A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
- A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
- Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
- I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
- Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
- A hard man is good to find.
- Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
- He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
- I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
- I've been things and seen places.
- I've been in more laps than a napkin.
- I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
- I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
- If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
- Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.
- Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
- Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
- Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
- Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
- You are never too old to become younger!
- I'm single because I was born that way.
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- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams