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Humorous Quotes by William J. Clinton
- Character doesn't matter.
- I don't think the Republicans can damage my character
- They are cutting medicare
- It is a $270 billion cut in medicare
- I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs.
- It might suprise you to know I think I raised them too much, too
- I take full responsability...for what we did. It was the right thing to do.
- I have no intention of raising taxes
- And I have a plan to do even better, to end welfare as we know it
- I am committed to curbing the influence of money in our political system.
- Indeed I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong
- I issued a number of denials to people I thought needed to hear them
- I am trying to be honest with you and it hurts me. Now...
- When I was a younger man and had a life, I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a real sort of…
- I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes.
- Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it?
- We will reduce the White House staff by 25 percent
- We're not talking about a few rooms here with delicate personal matters involved.
- [They let] friendship with the leaders in China obscure our devotion to freedom and democracy when those kids set up in Tiananmen Square, and I…
- The most ethical administration in the history of the Republic.
- Nearly everyone will lie to you given the right circumstances.
- I'm just trying to suppress my natural impulses and get back to work.
- For four years we've been cooperating exhaustively
- It is inconceivable that anyone could say we have tried to hide anything
- $100,000 donors buy access to Congress and the White House. We believe it's long past time to clean up Washington.
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- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams