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Funny Quotes by Rick Sutter
- It's funny how students can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember to put their names on their tests. . .
- Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations!
- Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
- The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
- I remember when yoga was called Twister. . .
- I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
- When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not it.
- To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. . .
- Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions. . .
- Life isnt like Burger King, you cant always have it your way. . .
- Have you ever had one of those days, when you're holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinnate?
- As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but ticking everyone off is a piece of cake.
- A pizza is just a pie chart representing 100% happiness. . .
- Every meal is a happy meal when you're starving. . .
More Funny Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong