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Humor Quotes by Rick Sutter
- Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . .
- I think I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be. . .
- When I was a boy, Mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it…
- Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. . .
- Whatever you do in life, always give 100 . . Unless youre donating blood . . .
- Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations!
- Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
- The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
- When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not it.
- I think my hair is French. It's been retreating for years. . .
- Sometimes I may paint myself into a corner, but you should see the exquisite details and colors. . .
- To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. . .
- Life isnt like Burger King, you cant always have it your way. . .
- Every meal is a happy meal when you're starving. . .
- The secret of substitute teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you just learned this afternoon. . .
- Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. . .
- It's Graduation Time. . . Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief and excitement they are experiencing. This…
- I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many…
More Humor Quotes
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams