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- My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
- Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself.
- Good humor and enthusiasm should be the sunshine ahead that will keep that shadow behind.
- I tried to photograph the mysterious, true and magical soul of popular Spain in all its passion, love, humor, tenderness, rage, pain, in all its…
- Sometimes I do readings and people can’t stop laughing, but I’m reading about pretty tragic things. I think Soviet humor is a desperate humor, rather…
- All good activities which encourage people to learn how to live with one another pleasantly and to develop a sense of humor improve living.
- Dear Lord, who made the face of me not all that I would have it be, not really homely, only plain, but strong and patient…
- You need to talk about sex with a sense of humor, especially because sex is a sensitive area for a lot of people. The other…
- The moment you know that this is the person with whom you want to spend the rest of your life, you should start the engagement…
- The Beatles have a deeper appreciation of all music. There's a humor, there's a Broadway sense, and later on, the Indian stuff came in. The…
- I make sure that my pictures are not too erotic and that they always have a trace of humor. I make sure they are ‘in…
- Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to.
- I'm single by choice. Not my choice.
- I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate.
- At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the Water Buffalo? is…
- Humor is a great way to relieve stress.
- Fun is going to enhance interest, because people don't feel incompetent when they're having fun.
- Sometimes you have to be lucky, but I always say that to be lucky, you have to fight for it.
- The best things in life must come by effort from within, not by gifts from the outside.
- People will stare. Make it worth their while.
- The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible…
- Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.
- The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
- I've come to the frightening conclusioin that I am the decisive element in the classroom. It's my daily mood that makes the weather. As a…
- Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
More Humor Quotes
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen