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Humorous Quotes by Albert Einstein
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- It was the experience of mystery - even if mixed with fear - that engendered religion.
- It is our American habit if we find the foundations of our educational structure unsatisfactory to add another story or wing.
- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
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- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead