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Humorous Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
- The only thing that prevented a father's love from faltering was the fact that there was in his possession a photograph of himself at the…
- He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable, had…
- She could not have gazed at him with a more rapturous intensity if she had been a small child and he a saucer of ice…
- It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.
- It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to…
- It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a…
- Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
- There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
- The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
- Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and…
- A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own,…
- I always advise people never to give advice.
- You know how it is with some girls. They seem to take the stuffing right out of you. I mean to say, there is something…
More Humorous Quotes
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams