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- "After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in…
- I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably wouldn't have said…
- He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes to its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
- What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign competition…
- It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of…
- Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.
- ...smoking is just a habit. 'Tolstoy', she said, mentioning someone I hadn't met, 'says that just as much pleasure can be got from twirling the…
- Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the…
- To say that New York came up to its advance billing would be the baldest of understatements. Being there was like being in heaven without…
- Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?
- But what is the love life of newts, if you boil it right down? Didn't you tell me once that they just waggled their tails…
- I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement…
- In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.
- Providence looks after all the chumps of this world, and personally, I'm all for it.
- Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All…
- It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops…
- A certain critic -- for such men, I regret to say, do exist -- made the nasty remark about my last novel that it contained…
- I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the…
- Great pals we've always been. In fact there was a time when I had an idea I was in love with Cynthia. However, it blew…
- It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all.
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