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Humorous Quotes by Steven Wright
- I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
- When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
- I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high,…
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
More Humorous Quotes
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname… — Stephen Fry
- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead