"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made…" — Steven Wright

More Brake Quotes

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• When I sing for myself, I sing in a more free, athletic way. When I face an audience, there is… — Andrea Bocelli
• In the decline of the day, near Kentucky river, as we ascended the brow of a small hill, a number… — Daniel Boone
• When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands. — George Carlin
• Meditation applies the brakes to the mind. — Ramana Maharshi
• It is sometimes of God's mercy that men in the eager pursuit of worldly aggrandizement are baffled; for they are… — Henry Ward Beecher
• I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and… — Groucho Marx
• We can't afford to waste time going slow on changing our party so now is not the time to put… — David Cameron
• You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before… — George Carlin
• The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle. — Unknown Author
• Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. — Budd Schulberg
• Propaganda tries to force a doctrine on the whole people; the [party] organization embraces within its scope only those who… — Adolf Hitler
• Stop-Go seemed more sensiblr than using the brake and accelerator at the same time - a practice that later became… — Harold MacMillan

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