"When you step on the brakes your life……" — George Carlin
"When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Brake Quotes
This quote is filed under Brake Quotes,
one of 157 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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When I sing for myself, I sing in a more free, athletic way. When I face an audience, there is…
— Andrea Bocelli
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In the decline of the day, near Kentucky river, as we ascended the brow of a small hill, a number…
— Daniel Boone
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Meditation applies the brakes to the mind.
— Ramana Maharshi
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It is sometimes of God's mercy that men in the eager pursuit of worldly aggrandizement are baffled; for they are…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
— Groucho Marx
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We can't afford to waste time going slow on changing our party so now is not the time to put…
— David Cameron
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You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before…
— George Carlin
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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle.
— Unknown Author
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Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
— Budd Schulberg
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Propaganda tries to force a doctrine on the whole people; the [party] organization embraces within its scope only those who…
— Adolf Hitler
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Stop-Go seemed more sensiblr than using the brake and accelerator at the same time - a practice that later became…
— Harold MacMillan
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Lethal like venomous snake bites the marijuana makes my eyes bright red like brake lights
— Canibus
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