"As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster……" — Nikhil Saluja

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This quote is filed under Auto Quotes, one of 163 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. — Dave Barry
• Folks, you're the reason that the automobile industry is back. Whether it was the wage freezes, the plant closures, folks,… — Joe Biden
• My mother taught public school, went to Harvard and then got her master's there and taught fifth and sixth grade… — Ben Affleck
• I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers… — David Bowie
• 'Grand Theft Auto', in its deification of antisocial behavior, is where I heap the most of my scorn. — Nolan Bushnell
• Why don't we pay more attention to who our farmers are? We would never be as careless choosing an auto… — Michael Pollan
• Our problem is that we assume prayer is something to master the way we master algebra or auto mechanics. But… — Richard J. Foster
• You have to work with the auto industry, the oil companies, you have to work to develop renewable fuel, whether… — Ted Danson
• Auto repair, piloting, skiing, perhaps even management: these are skills that yield to application, hard work, and native talent. But… — James Surowiecki
• It seems that we have been born only to consume and to consume, and when we can no longer consume,… — Jose Mujica
• Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games. — Ernest Hemingway
• Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. — Henry Ford

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