Car Horn Quotes

3 quotes by 2 authors

• If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja
• I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now. — Itsme867
• As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Car Horn Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 3 Car Horn Quotes as follows:

• 2 Car Horn Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Car Horn Quote by Itsme867