"Auto racing is boring except when a car……" — Dave Barry
"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Auto Quotes
This quote is filed under Auto Quotes,
one of 163 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Folks, you're the reason that the automobile industry is back. Whether it was the wage freezes, the plant closures, folks,…
— Joe Biden
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My mother taught public school, went to Harvard and then got her master's there and taught fifth and sixth grade…
— Ben Affleck
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I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers…
— David Bowie
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'Grand Theft Auto', in its deification of antisocial behavior, is where I heap the most of my scorn.
— Nolan Bushnell
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Why don't we pay more attention to who our farmers are? We would never be as careless choosing an auto…
— Michael Pollan
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Our problem is that we assume prayer is something to master the way we master algebra or auto mechanics. But…
— Richard J. Foster
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You have to work with the auto industry, the oil companies, you have to work to develop renewable fuel, whether…
— Ted Danson
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Auto repair, piloting, skiing, perhaps even management: these are skills that yield to application, hard work, and native talent. But…
— James Surowiecki
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It seems that we have been born only to consume and to consume, and when we can no longer consume,…
— Jose Mujica
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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.
— Ernest Hemingway
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Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.
— Henry Ford
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I believe that requiring those already in Texas to obtain driver’s licenses would ensure they pass a driver’s test and…
— Dan Patrick
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