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- A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time…
- Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
- To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
- Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.
- The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.
- Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults.
- The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
- Matt Mason must be declared the poet laureate of the Midwest! No other native son celebrates the overlooked America, its unsung citizens (from the anonymous…
- I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I am thinking about.
- In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most important and fruitful concepts are those to which it is impossible…
- Why would God bless you if all that you do, is show up on Sundays and park in the pew?
- The contrast between the friendly greeting and the weapons propped against their shoulders is almost humorous.
- APRIL BABY Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with…
- You should be smart enough to understand how dumb you are!
- The tragic or the humorous is a matter of perspective
- I got to take a
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- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams