Humorous Quotes
- What do you take me for, an idiot? — Charles de Gaulle
- Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. — Moses Hadas
- You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. — Sacha Guitry
- Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- I have read your book and much like it. — Moses Hadas
- Vote early and vote often. — Al Capone
- There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. — George Bernard Shaw
- Hemingway was a jerk. — Harold Robbins
- How can I lose to such an idiot? — Aron Nimzowitsch
- Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. — Ross Macdonald
- To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. — Unknown Author
- Hell is paved with good samaritans. — William Holden
- I think it would be a good idea. — Mahatma Gandhi
- Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? — Unknown Author
- Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. — Pancho Villa
- There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. — Flannery O'Connor
- This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. — Wolfgang Pauli
- I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. — Irvin S. Cobb
- If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? — Seymour Cray
- #3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer ) — Seymour Cray
- Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer… — Seymour Cray
- Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis. — Pierre-Simon Laplace
- I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited. — Oscar Wilde
- Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy… — Groucho Marx
- A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors.… — Stephen Fry