Funny Quote by Bill Engvall Download Open image “I thought 'RV' stood for 'Recreational Vehicle.' No! It stands for 'Ruins Vacations.'” — Bill Engvall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Ruins Rvs Vacation Vehicle
“It’s estimated that more than forty thousand RVers dwell in the desert near Quartzsite from December through February. Bill Alexander has watched them come… — Jessica Bruder Copy Share Image
“Generalized Inventory In this, you could include the basic items that are general to the RV and don’t particularly fit into a separate… — Catherine Dale Copy Share Image
It stands for diversity. It stands for vision and strength. It stands for belief in the right things. That's what I think it stands… — John Carlos Copy Share Image
To camp is a mode of seduction... Behind the 'straight' public sense in which something can be taken, one has found a private zany… — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
There's the difference between hardcore motorcycle riders and people who own motorcycles. Some people ride'em and some people trailer'em. — Sonny Barger Copy Share Image
Camp David is a wonderful place for the family to get away and run around and do goofy things. — Susan Ford Copy Share Image
We were trying to step outside the box. We were in the studio thinking and it sounded like a good name, there is really… — Travis Porter Copy Share Image
I drive a VW California. It's a camper van based on the transporter body. It drives like a car, but you press a button… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
It always seems to me odd to call a place a wilderness when every wilderness area in the US bristles with rules and regulations… — Jonathan Raban Copy Share Image
Came from a song that I made from, like, 2012 - there was some phrase like 'Rap Monster', and I just, I thought it… — RM Copy Share Image
I am out in public and using the phone. I am in a phone booth, got the phone in my hand and a man… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I go 'what is it?' And she goes 'we're going on a shark feeding frenzy!' Okay, wait... we're in a boat looking down in… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet food for… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they… — Bill Engvall Copy Share
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer strapped to… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
