Dentist Quote by Bill Cosby

“Be your own dentist!”

— Rube Goldberg

“If you want to be heard, become a dentist.”

— Neel Burton

Dentist: This will only hurt a little. Me: *LIAR!*

— Anonymous

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

— Bill Cosby

“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Then he said, “Strange…,” which is something you never want to hear from either your palm-reader or your dentist.”

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“Let's here it for modern dentistry, eh?" I said, and he grimaced. Actually, as much as people dislike going to the dentist now, try…

— Cate Tiernan

“Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever have.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair But somehow…

— Owl City

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

— Joan Rivers

“Turn off the tap when brushing your teeth.”

— H. Jackson Brown Jr

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

— Demetri Martin