Dentist Quote by Rube Goldberg

“If you want to be heard, become a dentist.”

— Neel Burton

“You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will!…

— Michael Buckley

“Are your kids afraid of the Dentist?”

— Rhonda Patton

“If you want to keep your own teeth, make your own sandwiches.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Some people would always have the nerve, that you're glad you dont have in your tooth.”

— Nikhil Sharda

When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.

— Kevin Myers

“Pick your teeth up and go home!”

— John Dark

“Waiting for your buddies to get laid is right up there with hanging out in a dentist's office.”

— Anonymous

“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Let's here it for modern dentistry, eh?" I said, and he grimaced. Actually, as much as people dislike going to the dentist now, try…

— Cate Tiernan

“now i can get them teeth”

— william faulkner