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“He quite liked dentists’ waiting rooms. Waiting for dentists was good. Waiting for them was so much better than having them stick metal spikes…

— Jackson Radcliffe

“If you want to be heard, become a dentist.”

— Neel Burton

“Be your own dentist!”

— Rube Goldberg

“The dentist swiveled on his heels and disappeared, leaving me there to massage my jaw back into feeling after its brief, masochistic marriage to…

— Jonathan Lethem

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.”

— Jarod Kintz

Dear slut, when the dentist said,

— Avery McKinney

“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair But somehow…

— Owl City

“Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?”

— Elle Lothlorien

“For the record, if you tried to make me wait for oral sex, I’d be tempted to kill someone.” “Then it’s a good thing…

— Meghan March

“Say as little as possible, hope some of the undecideds like your teeth better than the other guy’s—that’s usually the way this business works.”

— Matt Taibbi

“Are your kids afraid of the Dentist?”

— Rhonda Patton