Quote by Elizabeth Gilbert

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Some people would always have the nerve, that you're glad you dont have in your tooth.”

— Nikhil Sharda

“If you want to be heard, become a dentist.”

— Neel Burton

“Let's here it for modern dentistry, eh?" I said, and he grimaced. Actually, as much as people dislike going to the dentist now, try…

— Cate Tiernan

“He may understand teeth, but he has no clue how the mind works.”

— Derek Taylor Kent

“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Be your own dentist!”

— Rube Goldberg

“It is not unpleasant to hold someone else's warm teeth in your hand...”

— David Sedaris

“The dentist swiveled on his heels and disappeared, leaving me there to massage my jaw back into feeling after its brief, masochistic marriage to…

— Jonathan Lethem

“Sometimes I put my fingers in my mouth / and chew on what they've done.”

— Keetje Kuipers

“I bit at his bottom lip, worrying the skin between my teeth as I reached down to tap at his hole. His body jolted,…

— Megan Erickson

“Oh, and be careful of the Tooth Fairy.”

— Michael Robertson