“Laughter clears the atmosphere and it gives liberty to every soul.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
Talking Heads were a big influence on my comedy. For David Byrne, every album had to be different. With 'Portlandia,' every season… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
“Soy cappuccino,’ I growled, while doing as instructed. ‘I should have known you were evil.” — Maria Lewis Copy Share Image
I don't know that I have a single comedy philosophy. But talking about things that matter to you is a good place… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Apparently they're going to bring in 'Super Asbos'. But 'Asbos' already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour.… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“The irony of being ignored by someone is that it means you have been noticed by that person first. Take heart you… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Well finish your story anyway." Where was I?" The bubonic plague. The bulldozer was stalled by corpses." Oh, yes. Anyway, one sleepless… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I loved 'Penny Spubbs' and 'We Are Klang,' maybe because I watched them before I started comedy so it was a purer… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
“It must be horny douchebag day,” she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag’s strap up on her shoulder.” — Dennis Sharpe Copy Share Image
“My mouth was dry as cotton and my head hurt like hell. I tried to lift it, and the effort left me… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Since 'The Office,' everyone has this idea that comedy is only good if it reflects the way people really speak. But that's… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
“Geoff’s arm emanated with a solid warmth I longed for after our days aboard S.S. British-Craphole.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland,… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“I should have known you’d have no taste,” Olivia says and rubs her temples. “Tacky from the tips of her toes, to… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“I'm not tired,I'm just checking my eyelids for holes.It could take a while.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“How about a rain check?' She smiles, but I know it's not real because it doesn't crinkle her eyes. 'Sure. Some other… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“After earning a degree in Marketing at Auburn University, I spent the next five years in the business world, which is a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Combining music, theater and comedy is a new and broader form of expression. In certain combinations you can make people laugh one… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“Wanna dance?" he asked "I guess you'll do. All the cute guys are already taken," I answered with a grin. "You wound… — Lani Woodland Copy Share Image
There's a very interesting article or symposium to be written on just the real difference between comedy filmmaking and non-comedy. Because, you… — Shawn Anthony Levy Copy Share Image
“All of our lives suck right now, okay? You might think yours is an extra special sparkly rainbow unicorn fart type of… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —jolted by every pebble in the road. — HENRY… — Graham MFT, Linda Copy Share Image
We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
