Claims Quote by Billy Connolly

There is nothing that impairs a man's sexual performance quicker than any suggestion that he's not doing it right ('Not there, you idiot!').

— Helen Lawrenson

For everybody knows that it requires very little to satisfy the gentlemen, if a woman will only give her mind to it.

— Margaret Oliphant

“Most men are more interested in their erection, and what they will get afterwards to be focused enough to stay in tune with their…

— Jason Luke

Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

— Roald Dahl

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

— Isabel Allende

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my…

— Anonymous

The best foreplay is when a man leans over, moves her hair and delicately whispers, I'll do the dishes in her ear.

— Nikhil Saluja

Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine.

— Alex Comfort

People say I give the best head, and they're not always talking about sex.

— Vanna Bonta

My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to.

— Margaret Cho

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Such wonderful therapy for erectile dysfunction: get drunk, get a good night's sleep, and wake up with a naked, horny, beautiful young man in…

— shukyou