Licking your wounds will not stop the bleeding, but applying pressure will. — Orrin Woodward Copy Share Image
The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two… — Barry White Copy Share Image
You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
The breezes of the West African night were intimate and shy, licking the hair, sweeping through cotton dresses with unseemly intimacy, then… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
But [Pooh] couldn't sleep. The more he tried to sleep the more he couldn't. He tried counting Sheep, which is sometimes a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
. . . strange and fantastic things really happen. During a rainstorm in Australia, fish fall from the sky; several Southern states… — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The perfect bacon sandwich is on white bread, very soft and very thick. Sourdough with a good crust. The bacon is half… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
Animals are just pure, uncomplicated entities of creation from God. They live like the Maasai do in Kenya-for each day is forever… — Sylvia Browne Copy Share Image
Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
Used to be that my whole body was my canvas-hot cuts licking my ribs, ladder rungs climbing my arms, thick milkweed stalks… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.” — Melody Sohayegh Copy Share Image
Then, in my most careful handwriting, come all the details it would be a crime to forget. Lady licking Prim's cheek. My… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I wouldn't even feel sorry for us if I was going against us. I know teams are licking their chops. The Bulls… — Tristan Thompson Copy Share Image
“Are you threatening me?” He looked completely outraged at such a thing. “You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best. — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Home. When it rains, you can smell the leaves in the forest and the sand. It's all so small and mild, the… — Jenny Erpenbeck Copy Share Image
And there are my cats, engaged in a ritual that goes back thousands of years, tranquilly licking themselves after the meal. Practical… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image