Humor Quote by Maria Lewis

“Mr. Carter cleared his throat. “Soy sauce.” He deadpanned. “Really, Sera?”

— Flora Roberts

“He made a face. “Soy milk. Ugh. Tastes like jizz.” I gave him a curious look. “And how do you know that?” “I have…

— Karina Halle

“I swallowed hard. Fortunately, she had no way of knowing the demon was inches from her, steaming a carafe of milk into a perfect…

— Anne Greenwood Brown

“Harvester cocked a dark eyebrow. 'I swore an oath to watch over you. Not to put up with your shit. I'm not evil anymore,…

— Larissa Ione

“It kills me. The way he trusted. LIke the way we trusted before they came and blue the whole goddamned world apart. Trusted that…

— Rick Yancey

“You’re not evil,” he had whispered, those bright, solemn blue eyes staring into me, peeling away every defense. “No one who fights so hard…

— Julie Kagawa

“This is bull crap!” I shouted. “I’m tired! I don’t have the energy for this!” “Genie,” Quentin said. “Please stop telling the swarm of…

— F.C. Yee

“The food of evil is so good.”

— Cassandra Clare Holly Black

“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.”

— Lewis Black

“Look at you and your big, bad self. Rawr.” “You haven’t see anything yet,” I growled. “I’m giving you five seconds to back the…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Well, if you do sense evil, tell me. I shall be glad to know.”

— Agatha Christie

“He was staring at my face. His eyes couldn't leave my eyes and his flesh was already dying with the fear inside him. He…

— Mickey Spillane