Humor Quotes · Page 814

“What do you suspect from a society that gets all its news from late-night comedy shows?”

— Brian Michael Bendis

“We have to be rid of all paradigms, I mean all, and go to that place where all paradigms dissolve. That’s what…

— Art Hochberg

You want comedic themes to be recogniseable life truths that we all battle with, and with that comes the healing properties of…

— Miranda Hart

“Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as…

— Erin Jamison

I did this Super-8 film at art school called 'Tissues,' this black comedy about a family whose father has been arrested for…

— Jane Campion

Ladies: The sexiest thing you can do for your man is make him bacon naked.

— Ephrem Hardin

“We are a generation that is obsessed with nostalgia. Everything from the past is so readily available in ways that it never…

— Jayme K

“Faggots make the best friends," she said philosophically. "They're very loyal.”

— Piper Kerman

When I talk to Steve Martin, he's joyful when he talks about comedy.

— David Steinberg

I thought I was going to be known for my humor. But then I had an idea for a story, which was…

— Jay Asher

“I listened in on a KKK rally but all I could hear was a bunch of white noise.”

— Rick Silber

I, like many young widows, have very well developed gallows humor.

— Carole Radziwill

I was in a band and it wasn't working out the way I wanted. Then somehow, little by little, I started doing…

— Fred Armisen

Cameron Crowe can write dialogue and shoot it with warmth and humor like nobody else.

— Emma McLaughlin

Brits and Australians have a similar sense of humour, obviously because of our links. It's more sort of jibbing and doesn't take…

— Kris Marshall

We're a family with a pretty light sense of humor but, still, on the anniversary of my mom's passing we don't feel…

— Marcela Valladolid

I think comedy is a good way to deal with anything. I hear about people in the hospital who are ill, and…

— Brian Regan

For me, I really love 'Tim and Eric' and 'Dr. Steve Brule' and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I…

— Gillian Jacobs

Twenty-two years I've been doing this comedy lark, so it's been like a meteoric rise to fame... if the meteor was being…

— Bill Bailey

“The poorly sophisticated, since many of us are, as presumed to be, lacking in good arguments, we are then prone to being…

— Criss Jami

“If we are here for any good purpose at all (other than collating texts, running rivers, and learning the stars), I suppose…

— Gary Snyder

The only contagious thing I want to catch is laughter.

— Laura S

“What's all the row over at Ben's?" [Mrs. Ide] inquired, placidly, from her comfortable chair. "Rustlers, cattle, foremen, sheriffs, and Heaven only…

— Zane Grey

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem…

— Al Yankovic

It's a funny thing about names, how they become a part of someone.

— Lois Lowry

“I only met Mad Sweeney twice, alive," he said. "The first time I thought he was a world-class jerk with the devil…

— Neil Gaiman

“ah, my daughter", he said. "eighteen and already you've been accused of murdered, aided felons, amd required a death count higher than…

— Richelle Mead

“From Olsen's Nation: "Through the power of our diplomacy, a world that was once divided about how to deal with Iran’s nuclear…

— Randy Quarles

I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how…

— Lisa Lampanelli

“On Atheism – One man’s religion is another man’s superstition and, when you’re an atheist, they’re all superstitions.”

— Marsha Hinds

I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It's a valid test of your creative abilities.

— Ben Stiller

I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where…

— Joe Rogan

The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a…

— Kristen Schaal

“Stamp: "Fine Maddy, Whatever. Take your little punk loser to the dance. I don't need you, Maddy. I can ask two dozen,…

— Rusty Fischer

“All intellectual labor is inherently humorous”

— George Bernard Shaw

“I wondered what the FML post would look like. "Today, when my father tried to shoot me, I found out he was…

— Jus Accardo

“Love is like the human appendix. You take it for granted while it's there, but when it's suddenly gone you're forced to…

— Reverend Jen

I thought I had more of a European sense of humour than the average American comic.

— Bo Burnham

I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

— George W. Bush

There's comedy even in tragedy. There's comedy in life. And in 'Castle', we go for that comedy.

— Nathan Fillion