Humor Quote by Jus Accardo

“I had a weapon of my own and I wasn't afraid to fucking use it. And if I died? Who the fuck cared? I…

— C.J. Roberts

“I almost turned around right there. Stupid, yeah, but PTSADS doesn’t care how stupid a trigger is. If you need me to spell that…

— Leah Raeder

“What happens when the YA thriller writer heroine tries to get thru airport security with her research notes in her bag? : “How to…

— Jill Shalvis

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe.…

— Janet Evanovich

“Lee has surveillance on Fortnum’s, cameras and bugs, twenty-four seven. He put it in when I was going through my drama and never took…

— Kristen Ashley

“Yes, sir. I went downstairs to' - a blurry moment when no words come to me, then it passes and I continue - 'to…

— Harry Bingham

“I could hear them yell and laugh each time and there was nothing I could do about it…. I saw them do it, like…

— Rick Atkinson

“I nearly ran him over after he ran out in front of my car. So I slammed on the brakes, rolled down my window,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Then I realize from the hollow sound of her gun's click that her gun isn't loaded. Apparently she just wants to slap me around…

— Marie Lu

In the early nineties, I was a cub reporter on a city newspaper in Limerick, and assigned to the courthouse there. One day, an…

— Kevin Barry

“I'm seriously going to be sick, C.P.," I said and turned away. "Hey, serial killer dude!" I called out toward the street. "You can…

— James Patterson Confessions The Private school Murders

“Cold rage had him leaning closer, the pistol now a mere inch from his throat. "I served with them for a decade in Special…

— Pamela Clare