Alcohol Quote by Chelsea Handler

“You are my drug of choice, and I plan to overdose.”

— Angie Stanton

“I don't want to die young and a drug addict.”

— Glenna Maynard

“Get used to your mortality. It will eventually consume you so why not pick up an addiction.”

— Pamela August Russell

“Good thing I'm aging, otherwise I'd be dead.”

— Ana Monnar

“I've been very self-indulgent and weird and I'm sorry. But I'd really like to die.”

— Frederick Busch

“I should have known better than to rely on pills. You can't buy unconsciousness quite so cheaply.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Advice? You're too old to be given it and too young to take it.”

— Diana Gabaldon

“You're a long time dead. So do it NOW!”

— Geraldine Evans

“I'm too old for this.”

— Wendy Higgins

“Old enough ... Such a dumb concept. Old enough for what? To drink, to fuck, to know better? What fathead was in charge of…

— Margaret Atwood

“Old age is not that bad when you consider the alternative.”

— Maurice Chevalier

“Medicine’s suppose to taste bad. If it’s bad enough, you get well just so you don’t have to drink any more of it.”

— Polgara the sorceress