~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy — A Josland Copy Share Image
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Dear Mother In Law don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Jay Z has some of the sickest lyrics ever, but I would never buy his CD. — Young Thug Copy Share Image
Question: Have you ever had a crush on your ex? Answer: Wayyyyyy to many times — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coding is a privilege, but that privilege is not available to most Americans. — Ali Partovi Copy Share Image
When you leave college, there are thousands of people out there with the same degree you have; when you get a job,… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“You could honestly get Cassian a new knife and he'd kiss you for it. But Az would probably prefer no presents at… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
It's funny; people in Europe seem more interested in decay in America than Americans. — Seph Lawless Copy Share Image
It was funny that rank-and-file evangelicals were ahead of all the leadership. They saw for decades conservative Republicans had made promises to… — Jerry Falwell, Jr Copy Share Image
“Hundreds of words await ostracism from our functional vocabularies: waltz and fizz and squeeze and booze and frozen pizza pie, frizzy and… — Mark Dunn Copy Share Image
It's not for me to share the meanings of others. I am only in charge of my own. — Paul Cornell Copy Share Image
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
“Absolutely," said Mikhail. "So it's you and me, Rose?" "Yup," I said. "The fewer, the better. Just enough to question Sydney and… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I would love to interview Michael McKean and his wife, who wrote the songs for 'A Mighty Wind,' which is my favorite… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
Why Bother Reading Books? We Have EMINEM He Can Read a Whole Story In 4 Minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny because, based on the music I was making before, if you'd asked me who was the one gatekeeper or influencer… — Maggie Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. — Chandler Parsons Copy Share Image
Nayeon always makes me laugh, and she is so funny when we are together. She is older than me, and she really… — Momo Hirai Copy Share Image
Sometimes its not the person you miss, it's the feeling you had when you were with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel: Joey, wanna put the book in the… — Friends Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
