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The gospel points us upward to a God who gave himself for us, backward to the price he paid for our sin,… — J. D. Greear Copy Share Image
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Next time your in an elevator with a few strangers, turn around and say,I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I loved the Godfather. I thought that was the best interpretation of our life that Ive ever seen. Godfather I and Godfather… — Sammy Gravano Copy Share Image
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This friend of mine had a terrible upbringing. When his mother lifted him up to feed him, his father rented the pram… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I can count on one hand the number of people who wrote me a thank you letter after having an interview, and… — Kate Reardon Copy Share Image
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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch… — Jack Sparrow Copy Share Image
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At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
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I really love 'Real Housewives.' It's like the, you know, comedy stuff that's, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love 'Nathan for You,'… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
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I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't… — Boy George Copy Share Image
I had several turtles before they were in. People seemed to think they were funny. Now everyone is wearing them practically every… — Peter Graves Copy Share Image
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is… — The Simpsons Copy Share Image
And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world",… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The biggest lesson I've learned . . . was that if you have all the fresh water you want to drink and… — Eddie Rickenbacker Copy Share Image
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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a… — Vance Bourjaily Copy Share Image
Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age.… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
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