There's always a light at the end of a tunnel. Just pray it isn't a train! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is commonly believed that anyone who tabulates numbers is a statistician. This is like believing that anyone who owns a scalpel… — Robert Hooke Copy Share Image
Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Looking for soulmate. Description: Smart, funny, good-looking & loves to battle with lightsaber swords while making sound effects. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Unlike Tania, who was so slim, Rykoff looked as if he'd been given an order to get fat--an order he had been… — Henning Mankell Copy Share Image
Live uncluttered lives so you could have time for what is most important. — Bo Sanchez Copy Share Image
Whenever you feel worthless, Remember; You were once the quickest sperm cell.. :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Crush, If your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between 40 year old cooch and 20 (year old cooch) is the amount of time I wait. That's it. 20… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
So... I ended up crying because Justin Bieber's gonna be in my town on Oct. 9. my mom won't let me buy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're all beautiful. And you shouldn't let anyone tell you otherwise. — Troye Sivan Copy Share Image
In the '80s, to get a contemporary Scot who was smart, sexy and funny was very unusual. — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
If your faith is in experiences, anything that happens is likely to upset that faith. — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
I can do anything you want me to do so long as I dont have to speak — Linda Evangelista Copy Share Image
The injuries that befall us unexpectedly are less severe than those which are deliberately anticipated. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
You know you've had enough coffee when you can thread a sewing machine ...while it's running! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Otter! Otter! Otter! Don’t lead cows to slaughter! I love you, and I know I should’ve told you soon-a But you didn’t… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
Society is held together by duct tape and a lot of these fragile mechanisms are starting to break down. I have found… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
You are not reconciled to God if you are unreconciled with your fellow human beings. — Corrie Ten Boom Copy Share Image
Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“We just...weren't supposed to hurt people", I say. "I like to think I'm helping them by hating them", she says. "I'm reminding… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
There is no worse evil than a bad woman; and nothing has ever been produced better than a good one. — Euripides Copy Share Image
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
