Biggest fact of life- even if all the musician join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they cannot win… — Hafsa Copy Share Image
“ What the hell is so funny?", He snapped. His hands now planted on his hips. Claire waved a dismissive hand, "… — Andria Large Copy Share Image
Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
We must not confide in the armour of God, but in the God of this armour, because all our weapons are only… — William Gurnall Copy Share Image
It's a nightmare if you're working with someone you don't get on with, especially if you have to be in love with… — Kit Harington Copy Share Image
I LOVE EVERYONE...SOME I LOVE TO BE AROUND, SOME I LOVE TO AVOID...AND SOME I WOULD LOVE TO PUNCH ON THEIR FACE...!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
A lot of people didn't know I was doing Broadway. They thought I was one of those guys who was famous for… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
I was funny right away. I'm confidently saying that just because it's the truth. — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. — Larry David Copy Share Image
People often think that I am funny and crazy, but I think they have also come to love me for it. — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
“This is your last chance to go home, son.” It was the loudest I’d heard him speak. I froze. Cock, meet jeans.… — J.A. Rock Copy Share Image
One of my coworkers has an annoying habit, He works! Makes me look bad. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that you can make a drama and have it be intensely funny, and vice versa. — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? — Tom Baker Copy Share Image
Making movies was a real weird kind of adult experience. In a way it was like MIT, in that it was a… — Charlie Korsmo Copy Share Image
You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like… — David R. Ellis Copy Share Image
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“Is your blouse Azzedine Alaia?' 'No, you could say it's VERY authentic vintage.' Lachlain didn't care what it was; she'd never wear… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually. — John Green Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
A translator is to be like his author; it is not his business to excel him. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
What is funny is when you do a futuristic movie, you immediately get to be fashionable because you're creating something that doesn't… — Olivier Theyskens Copy Share Image
“Sirens blasted, breaking the silence and spinning me around. The shrill sound was all too familiar, and I snapped into action. Vicious… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
