Funny Quote by Huntley Fitzpatrick
““I scoop a clattering cascade of green apple Jelly Bellys into the white paper bag and remember when we were seven. I got stung by a jellyfish. Tim cried because his mother, and mine, wouldn’t let him pee on my leg, which he’d heard was an antidote to the sting.””
![“[A wasp] was sucking jam on my plate, and I cut him in half. He paid no attention, merely went on with his meal, while a tiny stream of jam trickled out of his severed esophagus. Only when he tried to fly away did he grasp the dreadful thing that had happened to him.” quote by George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5e6/george-orwell-57_quote_a-wasp-was-sucking-jam-on-my-plate-and-i_966758.jpg)
