If A Girl Is Silent She Is Feeling Sad If A Boy Is Silent He Is Being Rude — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously, it's 2012. Can we please get some waterproof phones ? I would like to text in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It was funny because right before the whole band broke up, like, we were seven months' pregnant, so my life was going… — Kevin Jonas Copy Share Image
“Yes!” He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. “Watch the suit,” he… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
In my mind, I'm hilarious, so I would love to do some comedy. But, I'm not exactly sure my perspective is a… — Timothy Olyphant Copy Share Image
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I got serious about performing, and I got serious about acting. It's very funny; singing has always been a very separate thing… — Barrett Wilbert Weed Copy Share Image
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He goes to start the car for me again, leaning so close his breath tickles my neck. My head goes fuzzy as… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to question. Don't be afraid to get fired. Don't be afraid to be wrong. — Ben Browder Copy Share Image
I won't call myself a failure. Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up. — Ray Rice Copy Share Image
Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Though wisdom is common, yet the many live as if they had a wisdom of their own. — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs than freedom never endangered. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
News Flash: When a girl says she's cold, you're not supposed to say, Me too. — Mikaela Lingat Copy Share Image
If I'm wrong about God then I wasted my life. If you're wrong about God then you wasted your eternity. — LeCrae Copy Share Image
The friends in my real life do tend to be smart and funny and creative. I am lucky! — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
Just do the best with what you have, and you'll soon be doing it better. — Gil Hodges Copy Share Image
