Funny Quote by Itsme867 Download Open image “What does a horse eat? Hay. What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaay!” — Itsme867 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Does Horse Funny Funny facebook status Gay Gay Horse Hay Does Horse Horse Eat
I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
"Equestrian", by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“There are two kind of people in the world: Those who smell horse and go 'pee-yew', and those who smell horse and go 'mmmmm'.” — Mary Monica Pulver Copy Share Image
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
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When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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