Funny Quote by Cassie Mae

“I knew it!" Cards fly everywhere, as if he had them hidden in his gym shorts.”

— Cassie Mae

“My eyes travel up red slacks, a white marching band shirt with a red sash that says ORCHARD HIGH, and finally reach the top…

— Cassie Mae

“Kaylee, For over a hundred years, magicians have been pulling objects out of hats. Rabbits, flowers... It's become such a famous trick that rabbits…

— Cassie Mae

“People change, you know. They grow, they shrink, they bald, they get zits, they wrinkle. But each person is attractive in their own way,…

— Cassie Mae

“Before this trip he was my best friend... And now, well, do you realize how hot he is? I mean like wow. When did…

— Cassie Mae

“I think only bookworms understand the kind of power stories can have on a person”

— Cassie Mae

“My whole paycheck is going to Campbell’s. Thank you, Pepé Le Pew.”

— Cassie Mae

“I've been checking you out since we were freshmen." " Why? ?" "Do you even have to ask?" I laugh as a string of…

— Cassie Mae

“I nod like a trained puppy, hoping to god I'm not drooling. How am I supposed to go on stage when I can't take…

— Cassie Mae

“The ocean is scary . . . but it is beautiful,” he says into my ear. He clearly sees something I’m not seeing. “I…

— Cassie Mae

“I know you’re pissed, and you have every right to be, I get it. And it’s an ugly thing you threw at my face,…

— Cassie Mae

“Dedicated to anyone who has weaknesses, and finds the strength to overcome them.”

— Cassie Mae