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A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data. — Phillip Johnson-Laird Copy Share Image
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's Cashier, Don't give me that look... Last time I checked, there was no age limit on Happy Meals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how life works. You end up sometimes back where you started. — Karl Iagnemma Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I want to have not only the good side of life but the bad side of life. And the both combined is… — Stromae Copy Share Image
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There weren't any funny people in sports or the Spanish club. All the really creative, witty, funny people that made your belly… — Sean Hayes Copy Share Image
Television is of great educational value. It teaches you while still young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle, (d) shoot,… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I go through regular problems. It's funny - there's still two sides to me: the normal one and the work one. I… — Tate McRae Copy Share Image
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“...so much has been laid on the sunset—heavy-handed metaphors, sentimental music. Everyone’s always walking into them, and that is some very intense… — Kirk Farber Copy Share Image
“I’m going to strip my way through plumber’s school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?” — Rebecca Murphy Copy Share Image
I'm [going] through a mystified period of my life, where the more I learn, the less I know. — Jean Louis Copy Share Image
“Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“I said alone!” He nodded in agreement. “Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Mom: Stop lying to me! Me:Tooth fairy, easter bunny and santa *walks away like a boss* — Brookie Copy Share Image
Beautifully-acted and precisely observed, ILO ILO is an amazing debut, full of heart and intelligence. — Ang Lee Copy Share Image
I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is. — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All pictures painted inside in the studio will never be as good as the things done outside. — Paul Cezanne Copy Share Image
The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Your life begins to change when you change something you do every day. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed. — John Berryman Copy Share Image
It was Nick Willing's intention to make 'Hatter' as sarcastically British funny as he could. — Andrew-Lee Potts Copy Share Image
Has there ever been a visitor to Ludlow who hasn't wished they lived there? — Jeremy Paxman Copy Share Image
He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted." — Genesis 25:30 Copy Share Image
Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here. — Triple H Copy Share Image
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