Drunk-dialing Quote by Harriet Evans

“I don't want to be a vampire' she told herself. But in her dreams, she kind of did.”

— Holly Black

“It was about time she woke up to reality and realized that there was more to being a vampire than just feeding from blood.”

— Elaine White

“Yeah. She'd manipulated the second most powerful vampire in town into taking her side against a psycho bitch-queen sorority girl. She'd talked rationally about…

— Rachel Caine

“Damn, is this bitch a crackhead vampire? She stays up all night. In the morning you're looking at her like, did you ever go…

— Sister Souljah

“Julie was still talking. “No. No, sir. Do not, I repeat, do not approach them. . . . Why?” She rolled her eyes as…

— Larry Correia

“I don't believe in vampires" He opened his mouth to show her a vicious set of fangs. "If you want to live past tonight,…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“She looked as if she were a vampire about to check the time—with a sundial.”

— Kresley Cole

“She is a vampire, as are we all, and she needs this. Either deal with it, right now, or leave this room.”

— S.C. Stephens

“She got totally trashed that night, and I never screw a drunk woman. I would have just waited until the morning when she was…

— Samantha Towle

“It’s not the type, it’s the source. I don’t drink human blood.” Her forehead creased, deepening the fine lines already visible. “But you’re a…

— Jeaniene Frost

“She laughed, and drank more beer. “Take a long trace off a short bridge, vampire.”

— Kresley Cole

“Look at me, Sarah." She did. "What ever it is, whatever is going on...it can't be that bad. I'm a vampire sweetheart. I drink…

— D.B. Reynolds