While you are living, part of you has slipped away to the cemetery. — Elizabeth Hardwick Copy Share Image
Just do the best with what you have, and you'll soon be doing it better. — Gil Hodges Copy Share Image
Dear crush don't be scared if a fat man dressed in red kidnaps you on Christmas you were on my wish list! — Bianca Knoechel Copy Share Image
Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember...some people have babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True success is the only thing that you cannot have unless and until you have offered it to others. — Sri Chinmoy Copy Share Image
I can’t make the Bible come alive for anyone. The Bible is already alive. It makes me come alive. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense. — Teddy Thompson Copy Share Image
What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and sometimes the world, and… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world. — Luis Palau Copy Share Image
“Are you mad that he's here?" Marie whispered in my ear. I shook my head while I prepared two vodka tonics. "Well,… — Tina Reber Copy Share Image
People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Epcot Center also features pavilions built by various foreign nations, where you can experience an extremely realistic simulation of what life in… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image