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We ourselves of the present age, chose our common law, and consented to the most ancient Acts of Parliament, for we lived… — Robert Atkyns Copy Share Image
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In this glorious new age, a key question is this: Just how American is entrepreneurship? The word, of course, is French. — Michael Schrage Copy Share Image
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