News Flash: When a girl says she's cold, you're not supposed to say, Me too. — Mikaela Lingat Copy Share Image
Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The friends in my real life do tend to be smart and funny and creative. I am lucky! — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
The point we emphasize is strong confidence in our original nature. — Shunryu Suzuki Copy Share Image
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
With comedy, the jokes will come out, and people will see them coming. Changes in daily life or current events can change… — Robert Lopez Copy Share Image
He that tries to recommend (Shakespeare) by select quotations, will succeed like the pedant in "Hierocles", who, when he offered his house… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way… — Limmy Copy Share Image
It's funny, I do think I've been somewhat overlooked, but I've always viewed that as a challenge. Everyone else seems to get… — Christian Cage Copy Share Image
Dora: What was your favorite part? You: My favorite part was - Dora: I liked that part too! You: DON'T INTERRUPT ME,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baldwin often times stumbles over the truth, but he always picks himself up and hurries on as if nothing had happened. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
