Fat man Quote by Bianca Knoechel

Dear crush,don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on christmas eve after all you were on my…

— Corey Chevier

Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My…

— Anonymous

Don't get too scared if a fat dude in red shows up at your door step and tries to wrap you up in gift…

— Anonymous

If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked…

— Anonymous

Dear crush : can I crush you ?

— Jay Yadav

Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!

— Anonymous

“Ugh. Crushes are the worst, but in hindsight a crush from afar seems so much easier than this. I should stick to making up…

— Christina Lauren

Dear crushes crush, take care of him.love him for him, and dont ruin him

— Anonymous

Its almost Christmas and Santa's making his list, if you see him before I do, tell him all I want this Christmas is you.

— Ray Jay Kay

No one has crush on me. I am too strong to be crushed. ( ._.)

— Boiral Da P

This isn't a crush, it's obsession.You are never not in my thoughts. Your scent carries across a room and paralyzes me with longing. I…

— Anonymous

The Fat Girl Code of Conduct: 1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection. 2. Don’t discuss your weight with…

— Carolyn Mackler