Being silly Quote by Anonymous

Dear crush,don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on christmas eve after all you were on my…

— Corey Chevier

Dear crush don't be scared if a fat man dressed in red kidnaps you on Christmas you were on my wish list!

— Bianca Knoechel

Don't get too scared if a fat dude in red shows up at your door step and tries to wrap you up in gift…

— Anonymous

If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked…

— Anonymous

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all…

— Anonymous

You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and me today,…

— Bobby Knight

Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.

— Cassandra Clare

I promise to still find you attractive when you're bloated from the Valentine's Day meal and candy I buy you.

— Anonymous

Dear crush : can I crush you ?

— Jay Yadav

Christmas is a time of year to sleep in, pig out, and get fat. Not to "bang everybody"

— Anonymous

“Ugh. Crushes are the worst, but in hindsight a crush from afar seems so much easier than this. I should stick to making up…

— Christina Lauren

You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now. He stalks…

— Maryam Hafiz