Funny christmas card Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny christmas card Hilarious christmas Humorous christmas Sarcastic christmas Wish list
I think as you grow older your holiday wish list gets smaller, because the things you really want and need can't be bought. — JOHN REYES Copy Share Image
There's something about a holiday that isn't all about how much money you spend. — Hilarie Burton Copy Share Image
I spend my money on holidays and eating out, and it allows me to be generous. — James Nesbitt Copy Share Image
As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December's bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
I avoid cheap holidays. You get what you pay for and this is especially true when it comes to holidays. I'd sacrifice other things… — David Coulthard Copy Share Image
I like the idea of putting your Christmas wish list up and letting people share it. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I'm so terrible with holiday shopping. I want to get something truly incredible for everyone on my list. But, in the end I end… — Emily Hampshire Copy Share Image
The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I finished my christmas list I cant wait for $ 1,000,000 in cash, boyfriend, the souls of those who have displeased me this year,… — Ream Copy Share Image
Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both. — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
Your words and wishes are cheap if they do not find expression in your actual gifts. — A. B. Simpson Copy Share Image
Holiday shopping can be tough: sometimes you don't know what to get a person; sometimes you really do just want to help those in… — Kayleen Schaefer Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image