If everything you do works, then you're not taking many risks and probably aren't innovating either. — Paul Buchheit Copy Share Image
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
All the superior religions had their growth between the Ganga and the Euphrates. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope my complaints about the weather have made the weather seem comparatively less annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar. — John Glenn Copy Share Image
The Japanese, implementing a complex, long-term, and ultimately successful strategy to dominate the U S consumer-electronics market, attacked Pearl Harbor. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Let's say goodbye to the hottest summer on record and to the people who kept reminding us it was the hottest summer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know it's been a long time since we met, still your memories are impossible to forget, and when I finally saw… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Proof computers are female: Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I loved cartoons as a kid, and so many funny moments in animation for me are nonverbal sounds, unarticulated mouth noise. — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
I think Jimmy Carr is very funny and probably the most industrious comedian I know and I really respect him for that. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
“They sent the shrink round yesterday. He's put me on Prozac. Prozac! He thinks I'm depressed.' 'Aren't you depressed?' 'I wasn't depressed.'… — Gavin Extence Copy Share Image
It's funny: I look at songs, and I guess they each tell a story, and the different songs talk about different things.… — Dianne Reeves Copy Share Image
