Isn't it funny that Friday the 13th is before Valentines? Horror at its best! — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice. — Miley McCormick Copy Share Image
I think most Black women are funny. Whether we get credit or not, we just are; we're hilarious. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down. — Collis Potter Huntington Copy Share Image
But if i sit here and weep I'll be blown over by the slightest of breeze — Laura Marling Copy Share Image
Even excessive reprimand/reproach/censure can make someone resolute for success. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was doing a college show for the first time, and there was this 20-year-old gay male who's been diabetic his entire… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I didn't know if I could be funny on stage or write a joke. But I saw that there are no rules.… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
“Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won’t sparkle in… — Nick Shamhart Copy Share Image
Sometimes people will raise a hand to their mouth in shock at something I've said. Sometimes people will laugh and berate themselves… — Liz Carr Copy Share Image
If you tell the reader it's funny, then the audience is like an audience at a stand-up comedy club and they expect… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“What is so often laughable, in the stories of Kundera's Czechoslovakia, is how grimly serious just about everything turns out to be,… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
“Yes, an actual full-sized camel. If you find that confusing, just think how the criosphinx must have felt. Where did the camel… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
